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" Dogbert continues, "Suppose your eyes were on your ankles; you wouldn't be able to drive a car." Dilbert leaves.
All I said is that I'm six feet tall, I have hair and a job.
Lawyer: Okay, I think we have you covered, but the stapling phase will sting a little.